restart your computer to install important upd-
losing everything but weight
what the fuck is going on
I scrolled to the bottom expecting an explanation
i’m still waiting
STILL FUCKIN WAITING.
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
i dunno, multiplying something with 0 is still 0.
33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter
the problem with otps is you can’t just give up on otps
when people say years young instead of years old
PARENTING YOU ARE DOING IT SO FUCKING RIGHT
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
I’m so cold, I just want to cuddle up next to you and kiss your cheek and run my fingers gently around your chest and then pin you down and violently fuck you until you moan my name. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・